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In Chapter One, Pokarth Six-Sword complains about the price of Cider.
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Welcome to the library of inertia where you go the fiction section no surprises there. Everyone loves a made up story to fall asleep. Children's fiction literature fiction is perhaps some mystery fiction. Wait you're not going to any of those? Could it be? I think it is. genre fiction! You devil. And what's that you're pulling off the shelf? pseudo medieval sword adventure. A fine choice. Let's begin.
Pseudo medieval sword adventure. Book one. The Hammer of Anvilston the Ravens keep sequence Catalyst rising. By Dan BAin.
in the village of Gar sat nestled in the south end of the valley of strong cider. It was named this for the cider it was made from the orchards that surrounded the village of Gar. the valley was bordered by the mountains and hills of rockcliff. Rock Cliff mountains were home to many creatures both fair and foul. Though, the foul ones had mostly been driven by the event of the high sun wars some 20 cycles earlier. though there was some seed that one day they would rise again towards retina parchments, the libraries and the white bearded elders in fact whispered as they chanted thick at one day the file would return but not so now
beyond stone Cliff mountain was port a bustling seaport and he the cider from God was exported across the realms to be quote at the feasts of the hiking and swim in the fall they were a bulk manufacturer I'm interested in discovering the niche market they just they made heaps of the ships of whitewater laden barrel subside liquid gold cargo ply the waterways delivery yes was designed the need for Neo troops This is the keepers walk with me. upright Hi there. forex cracking behind them carefully buzzing to each other as they went above sectors in hand clipping trees required and picking and placing them into basket, the church bell, in the temple of Gita praying six times. Once we have the six sacrifices made by the elders, when the world first was made, and all two to the temple invade the sign of growl, the sign of growl, where they place their palm, with a forehead, in there in remembrance of the sacred wounds of the first of the Emperor's the ritual complete, keep return,
but in the heaven a cheerful working home and the argument was, no I will not pay this price for cider. Said poke, poke, with scar was carrying his namesake six soul to cross carry. Mother. One, she, scabbard on either one in each each suit. Each saw different colored gems in the base of each sword had a different route in graven into the middle of the play. Each word had a different color, each So, different spiky bit the soul or head personality. These were words used instead of his own personality. The sword that he was holding in his hand. The combination of the two of them dictated how he would respond to any given situation And rights now. In his left hand he held the blade delma the bargain hunter Slayer of merchants and in his right hand he has the belay chrome civilian Slayer widow in store Oh, Kurt. The combination of one thing at a bargain being willing to kill civilians and also a nagging sense of the failures of the pigs gauntlets interior decoration. What was fueling postcards personality.
He said what he said I don't want to know said the barking. Then said polka is very responsive being fueled by the blade personalities. When you should best, lower the price of this tankard of cider or not pay seven. Bobo's for this it's a super squizzy at the most I hate the Heckle, good adventure, seek the back. But this is the strong cider of strong cider and revered by the keepers. The beef of god this town from any cause troubles and what I feel before said poker and I shall pay that price very well. Then you I shall take that side back for you have not yet even picked it up. You would ask me to place down my blades I bet I would. For this be peaceful to heaven. And fighting is not encouraged. Being you would do best to not raise my ire enough poke. See the voice from the other end of the bar?
It was sniffle the wizard who accompanied poker on many of his adventures he was doing some magic to a group of In one of them had just a card and sniffle was worried that poker was going to start a bar fight for he could reveal the six of knaves that he hid hidden in Lenten earlier then he would win six brass filings for he had made a bit effort to cause the peace seats Navone by show pay the balance of your baru now. Sit down and lead us to our successes. Once fleece these leprechaun of six shiny falling, poke, grumble but sit down at the table. One sword still in his hand, the other on his leg ready to be grabbed at any time. As he sits at his side Civil War revealed in the lens. leprechauns were very impressed and then vanished in a puff of smoke transporting back to the Emerald realm where they dwell on too I heard a rumor said snover as he counted his father I heard a rumor that there is a beast that lives in a beast set of sheathing COBOL the sword of civilians laying and drawing Margarita the beast Slayer the light in the dark the shadow banisher spider home the wolf sticker the jackal bear scope immediately the love of hunting beasts flooded to his personality. In the jives from Margarita beast slaying sword who he said go cough I love to slay a beast. Be mobile, magical enhanced. I'll be there for I could use many new findings. Some filings are available For the completion of very well from Queens shall we be assigned to whom shall we return the head of the beats to claim this bet would be me. Caymans voice from the heart they both set the chair facing the fire looking in to the flickering flame was a man made out of plastic I have put a bounty on this beast he said his face wobbling spoke for it is the creation the which cursed me for I have to have the face made out of plastic sniffle and poke this was a a usual thing they seem these types of things all of the land from the black pit to whitewater port itself or cross the realm people's faces were being changed into malleable substances. I knew there was some metrical wickedness behind this see this D sit the plasticine faced and this may just be the first step in leading up to the sort of finished his side of the road.
That was Episode 22 and Banes sleep time. pseudo medieval sword adventure. until next week. Goodnight. Sleep Tight.
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